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Tan Albino

Spent all summer next to a pool, in and out of tanning beds, and now that is something to brag about when your an Albino! - Thanks for the picture, I'm sure you've got the DNA test to prove it but I'm still sorta skeptical because she doesn't look albino. It's probably because of all the work she did on her tan over the summer. I know people like to say they gave 110% but she really did. She spent all day in the sun by a pool, which is 100%, and then went into tanning beds at night to get the extra 10%. Impressive. That takes a whole lot of hard work, dedication, and hopefully tube after tube of sunscreen. What a shame the winter will cause her albinism to return. It's a vicious cycle.

Spent all summer next to a pool, in and out of tanning beds, and now that is something to brag about when your an Albino! - Thanks for the picture, I'm sure you've got the DNA test to prove it but I'm still sorta skeptical because she doesn't look albino. It's probably because of all the work she did on her tan over the summer. I know people like to say they gave 110% but she really did. She spent all day in the sun by a pool, which is 100%, and then went into tanning beds at night to get the extra 10%. Impressive. That takes a whole lot of hard work, dedication, and hopefully tube after tube of sunscreen. What a shame the winter will cause her albinism to return. It's a vicious cycle.


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I can't believe that the guy on the right has a pale forehead tan line. It doesn't even look like he fake tans, what is going on? Maybe if he doesn't normally gel his hair it would cover up his forehead enough to create the pale spot, that's got to be it. I always thought guidos got their pale forehead lines from bad fake tanning, wow, I need to rethink everything. This is causing me to question everything I know, does cereal even taste better with milk? I don't know anymore!
Even he's too tan? 		For those of you that don't know, the video gamer's tan is when you're completely pale from countless hours spent indoors playing video games. This is a fine example of the dichotomy plaguing todays youth, either you've got an orange guido spray tan or you're like this kid. Averagely tan America is disappearing faster than the middle class. The worst part is that I don't know which side to join, should I become a guido or a gamer? Actually I think I'll be fighting for the resistance, like Brad Pitt in Fight Club but with better abs.
The Video Gamer's Tan 		So I've now got 200 pages of people with all sorts of tans, wow. I thought I was just making it up when I said Way2Tan is the world's largest collection of tans but what do you know, it might be true. Since it's a special occasion I'd like to thank everybody for reading, and if you've commented something other than spam I'd like to thank you for commenting too. Thanks to all the Facebook fans, Twitter followers, and photo submitters. Thanks to all the tan people for tanning, the sun for shining on them, and their persistent lack of sunscreen. Last but not least I'd like to thank this guy for keeping his shirt somewhat on.
200th Page! 		Come on guys, take your shoes off every once and a while. What, are you scared of stepping on medical waste at the beach? Maybe it's the broken glass that's at the bottom of most public pools that forces them to wear Aqua Socks all the time. I don't wear Aqua Socks and I've only had my feet impaled once, and it didn't even require stitches. Stop being such babies and live life on the edge. Go skydiving, try white water rafting, run with the bulls, or if you're feeling really crazy you can try drinking from a public water fountain. But whatever you do, please wait 30 minutes to swim after eating, cramps are serious business.
Sweet Sock Tan Lines

It's Not The Worst Spray Tan

So it appears everyone gets spray tans for their prom now, well at least everyone I've seen. Based on why I'm receiving these pictures that may be a biased sample, but I'm sticking with my conclusion. After seeing some pretty bad prom spray tans this one is tame in comparison, if somebody didn't tell me I never would've guessed. I guess the trick is to not get your first spray tan right before prom because practice makes perfect. Speaking of practice, that girl on the left could really use some time in front of a mirror to get this face right. Or maybe she was going for the deer in headlights look, I don't know.

So it appears everyone gets spray tans for their prom now, well at least everyone I've seen. Based on why I'm receiving these pictures that may be a biased sample, but I'm sticking with my conclusion. After seeing some pretty bad prom spray tans this one is tame in comparison, if somebody didn't tell me I never would've guessed. I guess the trick is to not get your first spray tan right before prom because practice makes perfect. Speaking of practice, that girl on the left could really use some time in front of a mirror to get this face right. Or maybe she was going for the deer in headlights look, I don't know.


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I didn't miss Mother's Day at all, this post got lost in the mail. No it didn't, but you know I buy all my calendars counterfeit in Chinatown where the dates are still the same but they never list any holidays. On the bright side I've never been more educated about the phases of the moon. It was all the learning I was doing that made me miss-time posting this picture of a tan mother holding a rose in her teeth. That led me to an amazing idea. Every year people buy cards and have to remember to mail them on the right day for everything from birthdays to made up holidays. So why don't people just buy a lifetime's worth of cards and I'll have a company that sends one out at the right time each year? Yeah, that's a great idea! Let's have a guy who can't remember dates correctly send out everyone's cards. Genius!
Always On Time 		Maybe when she goes blind she won't have to see the melanoma scars. - Thanks for the post, but I'm pretty sure she should be able to see the melanoma already. Also, I'm pretty sure that the 'Got Sun?' t-shirt is rhetorical. I've got some bad news for her, she's 1 in a million. Did you know that one million people are diagnosed with melanoma each year in the US? Well now it's 999,999, which is good news for the rest of us. Man, I knew I shouldn't look up these melanoma stats, now I'll never see the sun again. Did you also know that 1 in 5 people will be diagnosed with melanoma in their lifetime? I call dibs on her being in my group of 5. Now I just need to find 3 other people that don't want skin cancer, easiest group project ever.
No Eye Protection 		I doubt he's a real farmer, he's just a poser sporting a weak farmers tan. A real farmer wouldn't need sunglasses to protect his eyes from UV rays, or wear that plaid swimsuit, or make that rock hand sign, or make a sort of duckface. Even though it doesn't come from farm work, he has got a pretty solid line around his arms but he's missing the perfect tan ring around his neck so I have to give him a 2/3 grade for his farmers tan.
That's a nice farmers tan 		This girl decided to apply her fake tanner in the dark because she obviously missed a few spots on her face. Like I always say, the only thing worse than a fake tan is a badly applied fake tan. She might want to spend less time practicing her duck face and learn how to get her tan on.
Her Face Looks Splotchy

Sunburns Are Fascinating

Sunburns are like fingerprints, no two are ever the same and the patterns are almost infinite. Take this guy for instance, he has a completely even sunburn over his entire back while his arms are burned on the outside and his inside arms and side are unburned. You might think this would be quite the common pattern given human anatomy but in reality you need massive arm muscles to block the sun from reaching your sides. Without those muscles he would have an uninterrupted sunburn, and eventually a perfect tan, around his entire body. His huge muscles also mean nobody can make fun of him for having pale underarms unless they have even bigger muscles, but that would be a whole pot and kettle situation.

Sunburns are like fingerprints, no two are ever the same and the patterns are almost infinite. Take this guy for instance, he has a completely even sunburn over his entire back while his arms are burned on the outside and his inside arms and side are unburned. You might think this would be quite the common pattern given human anatomy but in reality you need massive arm muscles to block the sun from reaching your sides. Without those muscles he would have an uninterrupted sunburn, and eventually a perfect tan, around his entire body. His huge muscles also mean nobody can make fun of him for having pale underarms unless they have even bigger muscles, but that would be a whole pot and kettle situation.


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No, she's not sad because her face is too tan, it's not because half of her tanning buddies have skin cancer, and it's definitely not because of the senior discount she gets at Old Country Buffet. No, she's sad because Golden Corral doesn't give senior discounts, and they're the ones with the chocolate fountain. All her life she's wanted to experience the chocolaty goodness that can only come from covering semi-fresh fruit in liquid chocolate that's been recirculating for days, and she doesn't want to pay $9.99 to get it. She thinks those young whippersnappers at Golden Corral should show their elders some respect, and a 15% discount.
This tan old lady is sad 		This is 100% spray tan, that line on his forehead wouldn't occur naturally. Plus he's just too orange. What is it with guidos, they decide to put all their time into the gym and laundry and just neglect the tan portion of GTL by getting a fake tan. It would be like getting muscle implants instead of hitting the gym or showing up with dirty clothes, unacceptable. When he got a bad spray tan he lost major guido points and instantly became a guidon't.
A classic spray tan line 		We've seen so many bikers with these hideous bike shorts tan lines it's not even surprising anymore, but what is surprising is that this guy's still alive. Why am I surprised that he's still alive you ask, because of all the veins popping out on his legs. If he even got a tiny cut on his legs he would bleed out in less than 2 minutes. It's amazing that he's never sustained even a scratch considering that he shaves his legs so he can bike faster. This guy shouldn't be relaxing taking photos of his legs, he should be consulting with medical professionals to figure out how he managed to survive all these years.
Another Biker With Tan Lines 		That's a high school cafeteria and everyone's laughing, I know what's going down here. She got her first spray tan yesterday and is looking a bit orange, and since this is still high school everyone is laughing at her. Don't get me wrong, even if this wasn't high school people would be laughing at her but when it's kids it's even worse. You see, kids are especially gifted at creating nicknames and never forgetting them, so I hope she's ready for a few years of that. Oh, what now? Apparently she knows what's going on and is planning to drop out and start over at a new school, peace out.
Peace Out

A Waste of Film

Thanks for the photo, seeing this reminds me how glad I am we're living in the digital age. Before digital cameras were invented this entire process would've been a huge waste of materials. She would've used at least one piece of film on this, probably more for retakes with different faces. Then some trees have to die so she can print it out and show all her friends her photography skills. All in all she would've used precious resources that would eventually wind up in some garbage dump polluting the Earth. However in the digital age she can see the end result instantly and delete it, consuming nothing but time and minimal electricity. At least that should've happened.

Thanks for the photo, seeing this reminds me how glad I am we're living in the digital age. Before digital cameras were invented this entire process would've been a huge waste of materials. She would've used at least one piece of film on this, probably more for retakes with different faces. Then some trees have to die so she can print it out and show all her friends her photography skills. All in all she would've used precious resources that would eventually wind up in some garbage dump polluting the Earth. However in the digital age she can see the end result instantly and delete it, consuming nothing but time and minimal electricity. At least that should've happened.


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What do you do when you've got three duckfaces in a room? You play duck duck duckface of course! It's the new hit game that is sweeping the county. What you do is you find 3 or more girls that are likely to make the duckface in a picture, then you say duck...duck....duck... until you get to the one that you think will make the most pronounced duckface in the photo and you declare her the 'duckface'. Did I mention you have to do all this in your head so they don't catch on. Then you snap your pic and see whether you picked correctly. You lose ten points if your pick was the 'ugly duckling', or the person who had the least duck-like face. A 'Mother Goose' is when none of them do it, if that happens you have to make a duckface yourself and take a picture of your shame. Good luck!
Duck Duck Duckface 		The 2 keys to looking tan are very simple. 1. Actually be really tan and 2. Make sure everyone around you is pale. Guess which one this woman chose. Placed next to Snookie or some other people on this site her tan is average but when compared to those 4 albinos she's looking tan. Lesson: If you don't tan well you can get 4 pale friends to walk around with you and make you look tan by comparison.
She has pale friends 		Uh, maybe you should've thought less about the design on your back and more about protecting yourself from the sun? The flag parts that aren't burned means he had sunscreen available, used some to make the flag, and chose to leave the rest of his body uncovered for a burn. I've got an idea, why not sunscreen all of your body and leave the flag parts to burn? That would be smart, but if he was thinking this through he would realize the flag has more than 4 stars and 7 stripes. I had to consult the USA flag site to learn that the proper disposal of a flag unfit to represent the country is by burning. At least he got that part right.
A Patriotic Sunburn 		This is probably the single greatest spray tan I've ever seen. Good luck future spray tans, the bar has been set. Now I want to see him go out in public and prank some people. He's turned to one side and then when someone looks away he turns to the other side. Oh it would be so much fun looking like this. I'd like to see one where he tans his front and leaves his entire backside pale. That way he can do a prank where he's laying out sunning himself and when he gets up people notice his back is super pale. The possibilities are endless so get out there and get some creative spray tans!
Awesome Spray Tan