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Way Too Tan Bro

This bro got too tan while surfing, skateboarding, or whatever it is bros do and now he's showing off at a party. His white collar provides some nice contrast to his the brown glow he achieved from reaching tanning nirvana. I think normally people's skin tone isn't darker than their hair color, but this guy wanted to go big with his tan.

This bro got too tan while surfing, skateboarding, or whatever it is bros do and now he's showing off at a party. His white collar provides some nice contrast to his the brown glow he achieved from reaching tanning nirvana. I think normally people's skin tone isn't darker than their hair color, but this guy wanted to go big with his tan.


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We get that you got picked to be the body model for a bronze statue, but do you really have to keep rubbing it in our faces? As for the humongous amounts of fake tanner maybe the artist can't properly visualize something without a more accurate model? If I ever get rich I'm definitely going to memorialize myself with a bronze statue in a park. And I'm definitely going to use a stand-in model like this dude to make sure they capture my essence. Now that I think about it I've never a fat statue, weird huh? I guess statue artists can really get your good side when you use a body double to provide it.
Showoff
This photo looks like it was taken somewhere near the beach judging from the amount of sand, so why does this person have super pale feet? If you have regular access to a beach you should never have feet this pale, especially when your legs look so dark. Also, what were you thinking painting your toenails pink, like that's going to distract anyone from the blinding glare from your white feet. She obviously has some nice tanning genetics, so it probably wouldn't take that long to tan them to a reasonable darkness. You don't need to go for a prefect skin tone match, just get them in the same realm of color as your legs and you'll be fine. I know, easier said than done.
Super Pale Feet
A couple posts ago we saw the Jersey Shore fake tan chart, so I thought it was about time we got a natural version on here. Through countless hours searching through the internet I've obtained the one chart to rule them all. Who cares that it was originally in a catalogue for showcasing different kitchen cabinet colors, it works just as well for identifying tans. I'd say that this guy got either the Cedar or the Chestnut, and I've never even seen his kitchen.
The Natural Tan Chart
They must be Way2Tan viewers, what else could possibly explain that exactly two of them are holding up the number 2. I've finally made it to the big time, you hear that mom, I'm famous. Tan people everywhere know of me and my massively popular website. I only have 8 likes on facebook because facebook must be broken or something, not to mention my 26 twitter followers of which 3/4 are spam accounts. I realize that they might be holding up the peace sign, but can't a guy dream?
2? Maybe they're Way2Tanners!
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