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Way Too Tan Bro

This bro got too tan while surfing, skateboarding, or whatever it is bros do and now he's showing off at a party. His white collar provides some nice contrast to his the brown glow he achieved from reaching tanning nirvana. I think normally people's skin tone isn't darker than their hair color, but this guy wanted to go big with his tan.

This bro got too tan while surfing, skateboarding, or whatever it is bros do and now he's showing off at a party. His white collar provides some nice contrast to his the brown glow he achieved from reaching tanning nirvana. I think normally people's skin tone isn't darker than their hair color, but this guy wanted to go big with his tan.


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Come on guys, tanorexia is a real disease. Granted the country has bigger problems to deal with, literally. The obesity rate in the US is over 30 percent, which can't be good. Maybe if the rest of the country adopted her workout routine of not eating we'd have less commercials telling kids to go outside and play, because that's what I'm really concerned with. I don't want to see 800 commercials about exercising while I'm sitting on the couch watching TV. If only we could find a way to make tanorexia contagious, then I wouldn't have to watch those stupid get out and play commercials. Who wants to get out and play when we have video games, legs are vestigial organs anyway.
She Suffers from Tanorexia
Thanks for the photo but I think I'll make up my own story. Wink wink inside joke. With your help we can improve the lives of people around the world! For the insignificant sum of 1 dollar a day you can give a girl like this the orange tan she so desperately needs. Your money will go to improving not only her life, but it will put a smile on the face of everyone who sees her. You can't even use that money to buy an item at a dollar store with the taxes imposed in your extravagant country, but you can improve countless lives by placing one simple call to 1-800-tan-more. Look at the photo! You are heartless if you don't help.
Make A Difference
This woman is seen modeling her new look in front of her kitchen cabinets. She might be too dark, but I give her points for how even her tan is. At first I almost thought she looked a little like Chewbacca with her hair and the color of her skin but then I realized that Chewie would never wear a pink belt.
Spray tanning can get scary
So this wound up in the inbox, and even though there's still a few months until Christmas I figured we could use some holiday cheer and a ridiculous spray tan too. It's definitely a spray tan because she is too tan for this to be taken any time near Christmas, and holiday themed clothes are always put in storage immediately after the appropriate holiday. I guess you could weave around that rule by dressing like this for Halloween, but what are the odds of that? More likely is that this is from somewhere in the southern hemisphere where Christmas is in the summer. That's still not likely at all because with current gas prices Santa doesn't have the cash to travel that far, and they're on the naughty list.
It's Not Christmas Yet
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