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Way Too Tan Bro

This bro got too tan while surfing, skateboarding, or whatever it is bros do and now he's showing off at a party. His white collar provides some nice contrast to his the brown glow he achieved from reaching tanning nirvana. I think normally people's skin tone isn't darker than their hair color, but this guy wanted to go big with his tan.

This bro got too tan while surfing, skateboarding, or whatever it is bros do and now he's showing off at a party. His white collar provides some nice contrast to his the brown glow he achieved from reaching tanning nirvana. I think normally people's skin tone isn't darker than their hair color, but this guy wanted to go big with his tan.


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Yeah yeah yeah, you look super cool in your brand new Kim Kardashian sunglasses, but you really should take them off once in a while. Now that you didn't take them off for a few weeks you're stuck wearing them forever. Why, because you certainly don't want to walk out in public looking like that, but you have to go outside so you'll need something to cover up those tan lines. Of course you're going to use the same glasses you wore to get them, but you'll just tan more and more around the glasses making you look even worse without them. Now you're stuck, wearing the glasses makes your tan worse but without the glasses you look horrible. I've been stuck in a glasses tan situation before, completely ruined 2005 for me, it's a vicious cycle.
Nice Sunglasses ... Tan Lines 		Sure they've got some slight spray tans, but there's no way I'd consider them tanorexic in a million years. First of all you have to have an outrageous tan, not seeing it here. Second they're in a fast food restaurant and you wouldn't catch an anorexic anywhere near that stuff. Now I know tanorexic has nothing to do with anorexia, but they usually go hand in hand like peanut butter and jelly. You can't have one without the other, that would be weird. Wait, that's not right. Ok, you can be anorexic but not freakishly tan but if you're super tan you're probably anorexic too. So as long as you eat fast food daily you shouldn't become tanorexic, good to know.
They're Not Tanorexic 		This looks like one of those pictures where somebody took their face and pasted it on the body of a dude with huge muscles, but it's not. Every bodybuilder has to rub massive quantities of fake tanner over themselves while excluding their faces for some reason. I might have finally figured it out. Observe his muscles, notice how they glisten like he's a bronze statue, that must be the look he's going for. Without tanning your face how are you going to showcase your jaw muscles? Oh you didn't work out your jaw muscles, that just shows your lack of dedication to the sport.
This Looks Photoshopped 		It's because her name is Robin and oh you get it but I doubt you get the whole picture. Aside from her fake tan and bright red hair she also loves cooking delicious gourmet burgers for family and friends in communities across America. Originally people started the nickname to tease her, but she took it so well she created a massive chain of fine dining establishments using her image. This is one of those stories of adversity you just love to see made into movies. A tan girl with a red wig defies all the odds to create a worldwide sensation. So what's the movie gonna be called? Of course it'll be called Wendy's after her chain of restaurants. I'll admit they didn't really convey her tan in the logo, but that's what you get when you hire a blind logo guy.
Red Robin
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