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She's Already Got a Fake Tan

Since she's already got a fake tan she might as well get those breast implants. What harm could it possibly do? Who cares that you have to go down to Mexico because the US doesn't allow crazy people to get elective surgery, I hear Mexico has some great doctors. How do I know they're great doctors, because we went to the same schools. You know you're getting a high quality education when your alma matter's name ends in .com. I never did take the plastic surgery courses, maybe I should go back for an eighth doctorate. Maybe it's too much work for too little reward. It's not like a person needs more doctorates after they've been knighted. Remind me again, do credentials in Narnia transfer to this world?

Since she's already got a fake tan she might as well get those breast implants. What harm could it possibly do? Who cares that you have to go down to Mexico because the US doesn't allow crazy people to get elective surgery, I hear Mexico has some great doctors. How do I know they're great doctors, because we went to the same schools. You know you're getting a high quality education when your alma matter's name ends in .com. I never did take the plastic surgery courses, maybe I should go back for an eighth doctorate. Maybe it's too much work for too little reward. It's not like a person needs more doctorates after they've been knighted. Remind me again, do credentials in Narnia transfer to this world?


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Of course she's upset, wouldn't you be angry if someone screwed up your spray tan that bad? She was too polite to say anything once she saw the color they were using, so I'd say she's just as at fault. On the bright side she'll save some money on a haircut this month and she made it on Way2Tan! I know for a fact that's something only 600 people have done so far in the history of the world. Yup, this is the 600th image I've posted. Yay! Congratulations dark spray tan girl, you've made history. When they speak of this day 1,000 years from now you might even be remembered, probably not though. Well, at least we tried. To sum it up, thanks for visiting Way2Tan and I hope you'll keep coming back, between trips to the tanning salon of course.
Her Spray Tan is Too Dark
Here is Trisha Paytas, a model and an actress if you believe her online bio. It also lists her skin color as tanned which is a bit of an understatement if you ask me. That's not even the most ridiculous part either, apparently she has 6 years of banjo experience, is a second degree black belt, was a pole dancer, and set the record for world's fastest talking at 710 words per minute. Ok maybe I believe the pole dancing part but the rest seems completely made-up. Trust me, I'm an expert on made-up stuff. That brings us to the side effect of tanning addiction she suffers from, making things up. It's a terrible condition, but I wouldn't know as I always tell the truth.
Side Effects of Tanning Addiction
I'm going out on a limb and saying that she's too old for the fake tanning scene. Although her last several birthday cakes read 38, that awful tan isn't helping me believe that. She looks especially tan under the eyes, probably to cover up some dark circles or crows feet. There was something else bothering me about this and I just figured it out, she's got no eyebrows. Maybe she just covered her eyebrows in fake tanner that they just blend in? I thought wisdom was supposed to come with age.
Too old to fake tan
I'm sure she gets so many spray tans over the course of the year that she can practically sleep through them but this time she might've wanted to stay awake and keep a check on the results. It's at that level of orange that's not so bad she needs to get it off as fast as possible, but it's not exactly good either. She's in a tricky situation and had to make a gutsy call to keep the spray tan, kinda like the coach that decides to go for it on fourth down. If it works out well nobody even notices, but unfortunately it didn't so we're up in arms. She knows why I always defer gutsy calls, and now she's going to fire the tanning coach that got her into this mess.
Looking a Little Orange There
1 Comment on this post
Aurora2012-12-29

Sehr geehrter Herr Volken,ich banedke mich noch einmal ffcr die sehr interessanten Erle4uterungen in Ihrem Museum am vergangenen Samstag Mittag (21.01.). Als selber als Inhaber einer orthope4dietechnischen Firma beruflich mit Schuhen und Ffcssen Befasster, war ich sehr fcberrascht, wieviel Forschung in der Arche4logie in der Verwendung und Konstruktion von Schuhwerk fcber die Jahrhunderte/ Jahrtausende betrieben wird. Diese zwei Stunden bei Ihnen, haben mein Schuh-Bild erheblich vere4ndert.Vielen Dank daffcr.Freundliche GrfcsseVolkmar Bente

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