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George Hamilton

Here's George Hamilton showing us his absolutely stunning man tan. I think I've got another picture of one of his awful tans already on the site, but this one's perfect. It doesn't hurt that he's wearing a smoking jacket and holding a cigar, but if he had a glass of whiskey and a gun or two this would be the ultimate man picture. This is one of those moments where you can imitate all you want but you'll never be this cool, or this tan. Thousands of people have tried to emulate his tan, only a select handful have succeeded and the rest get featured here. He's had some bad tans in the past, but in this picture George Hamilton has the perfect tan. Damn it looks good when you get it right.

Here's George Hamilton showing us his absolutely stunning man tan. I think I've got another picture of one of his awful tans already on the site, but this one's perfect. It doesn't hurt that he's wearing a smoking jacket and holding a cigar, but if he had a glass of whiskey and a gun or two this would be the ultimate man picture. This is one of those moments where you can imitate all you want but you'll never be this cool, or this tan. Thousands of people have tried to emulate his tan, only a select handful have succeeded and the rest get featured here. He's had some bad tans in the past, but in this picture George Hamilton has the perfect tan. Damn it looks good when you get it right.


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I wouldn't do that if I were her, you don't know exactly what's on her face. Well you know it's some form of fake tanner, but you never know what could be in it. Now you've gone and gotten it in your mouth, you're probably gonna die. On second thought she'll probably make it through this just fine. That girl practically bathed in the stuff so digesting a tiny amount shouldn't do too much harm, but you don't want to develop a taste for it. Pretty soon she'll be craving fake tans, sorta like a vampire craves blood. Once you're infected it's over, there's no cure. Even without a cure the rest of us will be fine. Unlike with vampires it's not really hard to tell who's infected and who isn't because they look gross.
Gross
He's unwittingly stumbled upon the next big thing in the world of bodybuilding, but don't tell him because I'm going to patent this idea. Ok, what you do is you get a tan over the muscliest parts of your body and then right where the muscle starts getting smaller you have a tan line straight into pure white skin. Check out his example because it makes the white part look small while the tan parts, the muscles, look much bigger. Who knew that having horrible tan lines could make you look so good? Out of all my plans for getting huge muscles easily this ranks slightly higher than the inflatable arms idea from that episode of SpongeBob. My muscles looked huge, but I think the ladies could tell I was wearing water wings under my shirt.
Get Tan Lines for Bigger Muscles!
All of these women won a shopping spree to various retailers but only one of them was stupid enough to spend the entire spree at a tanning salon. A couple of them decided to hit the salon first thing and get a nice tan before they grabbed everything they could from the rest of the stores, but one of them didn't leave. I don't even know what the other stores were but it shouldn't matter because free stuff always trumps extra tanning. On second thought maybe free stuff isn't always better, but what are the chances they won a shopping spree to a pet rock store?
Shopping Spree!
The girl on the right can still hang out around tanning beds, but the other one needs to respect the restraining order that keeps her from getting within 200 feet of a tanning bed. Their relationship wasn't always this dysfunctional, in the early days they spent about 10 minutes together 3 times a week, but then she went absolutely crazy. She started thinking that the tanning bed had been seeing other girls, which it was but that's not the point. So she started stalking it, and when she caught another naked girl in the bed and lost it. She eventually calmed down and moved on with a similar model at another salon, but that ended the same way. So now she's banned for life which proves that tanning beds need their space.
Leave That Tanning Bed Alone!
2 Comments on this post
Sharifov2013-06-23

22.10.2011я вот что нашла в интернете по поводу расставания Николь и Льюиса: A representative for Lewis Hamilton has told Entertainmentwise that the repotrs is “not true”, and that the couple are not breaking up.

Ahmed2013-06-25

Kelly J. BandlowHey Rod,Just saw the Outcast Commander which is the same thing/similiar to to Dave Scadden personal pootonn I mentioned to you in the past. It's an inflatable kayak with most of the bottom removed so you can stand. It comes with paddles, oar locks & weighs 35 pounds sounding like the perfect craft to take to Mexico, the Bahamas and points beyond. Around $1,000 retail

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