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George Hamilton

Here's George Hamilton showing us his absolutely stunning man tan. I think I've got another picture of one of his awful tans already on the site, but this one's perfect. It doesn't hurt that he's wearing a smoking jacket and holding a cigar, but if he had a glass of whiskey and a gun or two this would be the ultimate man picture. This is one of those moments where you can imitate all you want but you'll never be this cool, or this tan. Thousands of people have tried to emulate his tan, only a select handful have succeeded and the rest get featured here. He's had some bad tans in the past, but in this picture George Hamilton has the perfect tan. Damn it looks good when you get it right.

Here's George Hamilton showing us his absolutely stunning man tan. I think I've got another picture of one of his awful tans already on the site, but this one's perfect. It doesn't hurt that he's wearing a smoking jacket and holding a cigar, but if he had a glass of whiskey and a gun or two this would be the ultimate man picture. This is one of those moments where you can imitate all you want but you'll never be this cool, or this tan. Thousands of people have tried to emulate his tan, only a select handful have succeeded and the rest get featured here. He's had some bad tans in the past, but in this picture George Hamilton has the perfect tan. Damn it looks good when you get it right.


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If he had his shirt on you'd think he had an awesome tan, and without it he has awesome tan lines, it's a win-win. Some might say that he has bad tan lines so it's a bad tan and they'd be wrong. They're wrong because when he's wearing a shirt you can't even tell, and when he takes it off his tan lines are bad enough that it's hilarious. It's like choosing between tacos and burritos, either way you're eating Mexican food so you've already won.
That's a good T-Shirt tan
Spray tans could be coming to an office near you, hopefully not your office though. Apparently you can hire one of those mobile spray tanning companies to come to your office and tan all your colleagues. Um, I might see one slight problem with this plan. Just a guess, but you probably don't want to see everyone you work with in a swimsuit. This really isn't a good example of what you can expect to see when the accounting department gets their tans. I've got nothing against accounting, but I'm going to file a complaint with HR if I have to see them in swimsuits. Then I'd have to use all my sick days recovering from the psychological trauma. Spray tanning at the office is not worth it.
Office Spray Tans
There are two things you don't want to see on your flight. One is a sumo wrestler holding the ticket for the aisle seat next to you and the other is a really tan girl that looks like this. Personally I would rather see the sumo wrestler because at least then all I have to do is scrunch up and eventually pee my pants. If a girl like this is anywhere on the plane you will be listening to her the entire flight. She could be sitting across the plane, it doesn't matter since her voice is immune to noise canceling headphones, ear plugs, and shushing. If I had to choose between her and the snakes I'd choose snakes, every single time.
I'd Rather Have the Snakes
My heart skipped a beat when I saw this photo, never in my life have I seen such a magnificent example of angelic beauty. Look at her skin, it dazzles with all the alluring magnificence of an old leather jacket. I'm surprised she hasn't taken her shirt off yet. if I had skin that enticing and radiant I'd show it off every chance I got. You can tell she knows she's working it by that stunning look on her face. All those hours on the beach and in the tanning booth have finally paid off and she looks divine. You can probably tell I had to look up numerous synonyms for beautiful to do this. Oops, I actually wanted the antonyms. My bad.
She's Got it Going On
2 Comments on this post
Sharifov2013-06-23

22.10.2011я вот что нашла в интернете по поводу расставания Николь и Льюиса: A representative for Lewis Hamilton has told Entertainmentwise that the repotrs is “not true”, and that the couple are not breaking up.

Ahmed2013-06-25

Kelly J. BandlowHey Rod,Just saw the Outcast Commander which is the same thing/similiar to to Dave Scadden personal pootonn I mentioned to you in the past. It's an inflatable kayak with most of the bottom removed so you can stand. It comes with paddles, oar locks & weighs 35 pounds sounding like the perfect craft to take to Mexico, the Bahamas and points beyond. Around $1,000 retail

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