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Funny Tan Lines

You guessed it, that farmers tan is pretty funny, but what really hilarious here is his hair. Look at that exquisite mullet-combover combo, that is one impressive haircut. You won't see a single guido that's courageous enough to pull off this hairstyle. They all spend 30 minutes trying to make their hair look perfect while this guy looks like he spends 30 minutes trying to make it look terrible. Soak it up people, you won't see a worse haircut than this windswept combover. That's the best kind of combover/mullet. Here's some advice to you dude, take that shirt off and lay around on the beach for a couple days, then get some scissors and go to town on your hair. It doesn't matter how badly you mangle it with your cutting because then you go to a hair salon and shave it all off. Sometimes it's best to start from scratch than to try and work with something like that.

You guessed it, that farmers tan is pretty funny, but what really hilarious here is his hair. Look at that exquisite mullet-combover combo, that is one impressive haircut. You won't see a single guido that's courageous enough to pull off this hairstyle. They all spend 30 minutes trying to make their hair look perfect while this guy looks like he spends 30 minutes trying to make it look terrible. Soak it up people, you won't see a worse haircut than this windswept combover. That's the best kind of combover/mullet. Here's some advice to you dude, take that shirt off and lay around on the beach for a couple days, then get some scissors and go to town on your hair. It doesn't matter how badly you mangle it with your cutting because then you go to a hair salon and shave it all off. Sometimes it's best to start from scratch than to try and work with something like that.


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Looks like they've been on a long bike trip together judging by their bike shorts tan lines, but why are they all the exact same length? They must've bought the same pair of shorts as a team building exercise, because nothing says team spirit like matching tans. Maybe they can get a discount when they go to the salon together as a bonding experience. My suggestion for the next trip is to buy some of my patented bike shorts, or take a break from biking every now and then to tan your legs. That's my excuse for why I haven't biked in 3 years, I needed to tan my legs.
These Ladies Got Some Tanning Lines
At least that's what she should be doing, but she's probably just chatting with her BFFs. She just has to tell them about the awesome tan she just got but her eyes must still be a little out of focus from the lights because she looks way too tan for fall. The way to tell it's from a tanning bed and not a fake tan is that she's wearing white, which would get super dirty if the tan were fake. You can tell I watch CSI can't you.
Calling for a refund on that tan
Spray tans could be coming to an office near you, hopefully not your office though. Apparently you can hire one of those mobile spray tanning companies to come to your office and tan all your colleagues. Um, I might see one slight problem with this plan. Just a guess, but you probably don't want to see everyone you work with in a swimsuit. This really isn't a good example of what you can expect to see when the accounting department gets their tans. I've got nothing against accounting, but I'm going to file a complaint with HR if I have to see them in swimsuits. Then I'd have to use all my sick days recovering from the psychological trauma. Spray tanning at the office is not worth it.
Office Spray Tans
It's about time he took off that watch. If you look closely you can see that his watch tan is even worse than his farmers tan which means he must really like that watch. Judging from the tan lines he should be wearing it right now. Actually, why isn't he wearing it? Most watches nowadays are waterproof, so either it's a terrible watch from a dollar store or it has so much bling on it he's afraid to get it dirty. He wears it all the time meaning he's not ashamed of it, it looks to be a fairly large watch, and he's standing in knee deep water. Add it all up and you know he's normally sporting more bling than a nominee for best hip-hop album even though his tan lines scream country.
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