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Before and After Bad Tanning

I always enjoy a good before and after comparison photo because the people inevitably look nothing alike, but not this guy. Some tanning salon probably wanted to show off their state-of-the-art spray tanning facilities so they hired this guy to be their test case. It's looking' pretty good guys. The tan is nice and even and it's not too orange, there's no… wait a minute, who forgot to spray his face? 
What were you thinking, that people wouldn't recognize him as the before guy if you covered his face too, that his white face would show off a bit of contrast to his body, or did you really just forget to spray some tan on his face? Dear Salon Owner, your ad will deter people from visiting your salon, way to go.

I always enjoy a good before and after comparison photo because the people inevitably look nothing alike, but not this guy. Some tanning salon probably wanted to show off their state-of-the-art spray tanning facilities so they hired this guy to be their test case. It's looking' pretty good guys. The tan is nice and even and it's not too orange, there's no… wait a minute, who forgot to spray his face? What were you thinking, that people wouldn't recognize him as the before guy if you covered his face too, that his white face would show off a bit of contrast to his body, or did you really just forget to spray some tan on his face? Dear Salon Owner, your ad will deter people from visiting your salon, way to go.


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She wanted to get rid of her tan lines fast and had the bright idea to sunscreen everything but the pale parts in the hopes of quickly tanning them, unfortunately that's not how it works. Leaving the parts she wants to tan uncovered is a good start but sunscreen won't keep the rest of her from getting a tan, it will only slow the process. Meanwhile what she intended to tan gets sunburned because she went for too much too fast. She should know that Rome wasn't built in a day. What that has to do with tanning I have no idea but I do know the best tans take time and planning. She didn't have either here.
That's Making It Better?
They've got very subtle tans evidenced by the pale part around their foreheads, but nobody will ever notice that with all that's going on around them. All that bright eyeliner, neon yellow bandanas, and dark red lipstick will keep people thoroughly distracted from the tan lines while they focus on puking their guts out. That entire color scheme makes me think these ladies have never learned about color combinations. You see, this is what we get when you cut art class! You need to teach kids the importance of the color wheel! Forget recess, we have Hoverounds now so their legs are useless. We need to teach kids how to roll out into the real world with a coordinated outfit.
A Tan is the Least of Their Worries
First place is meaningless if she could get it with that terrible tan. What was the competition like, was there any? Zooming in I can see that it reads 'Women figure masters 43+', that can't be a hard division to win. How many 43 year old women can there be that figure skate in bikinis, probably not many. Yeah, that trophies not looking so cool when I see that you came in first out of 2. It's even worse when you realize that she took home 2nd place too. It's on! I'll take her down in next years 44+ division. I'll have to learn to figure skate and fudge my entire entry form, but it'll be worth it to see her face after I land my triple lutz Michelle Kwan style.
It Wasn't a Tanning Contest
That's a fact. Nobody would ever hire a pale fitness model for their workout video. Why just a second ago I searched for pale fitness models and I came up with nothing, they just don't exist. You need to have a tan if you want to wear skimpy clothes and pretend like a wheel on a stick or a push up bar is how you got in shape. I can see the Muscle Milk in the background, so I'm sure this is another ad for milk. Can't cows be satisfied with 2%, 1%, Skim, Soy, Vitamin D, and Chocolate? Why'd they feel the need to push Muscle Milk into an already saturated market. My mistake that's actually Muscle Milk Light, those greedy bastards have taken it too far this time.
Fitness Models Need to Tan
2 Comments on this post
Derp2012-05-20

Pic's photoshopped, unless that salon also does perfect tattoo removal/reapplication. Check out how his tats are magically on opposite arms in the before and after.

Stu Nelson2012-05-03

Hey, at least the tanning process switched his tatoos on the correct arms, and unmirrored his shorts so "Corona" can be read. Not sure if I prefer his one weird peck be on his left or right though.

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