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Awesome Tan Tattoo

Just when you thought you couldn't make the argument for spray tans over tanning beds more conclusive you see some gun tan lines. Spray tans win hands down because you don't risk getting cancer, but now they win because they're more gangsta. Actually you could do this with a tanning bed, but it would be a lot harder. With a spray tan you can get in, get your tan, and get back to your gang activities without missing a beat. People that would make fun of you for spray tanning will think twice about messing with you once they know you're strapped. I wouldn't push your luck because although they'll think twice, when they're done thinking they can probably beat you up.

Just when you thought you couldn't make the argument for spray tans over tanning beds more conclusive you see some gun tan lines. Spray tans win hands down because you don't risk getting cancer, but now they win because they're more gangsta. Actually you could do this with a tanning bed, but it would be a lot harder. With a spray tan you can get in, get your tan, and get back to your gang activities without missing a beat. People that would make fun of you for spray tanning will think twice about messing with you once they know you're strapped. I wouldn't push your luck because although they'll think twice, when they're done thinking they can probably beat you up.


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Anne Hathaway might have either spent too much time in the tanning booth or failed to apply fake tanner properly, but either way she looks ridiculous.
Anne Hathaway is Orange
Finally the government stepped in and started prosecuting all the bad hat tan lines, it's about time. I've been protesting about this issue for years and I'd even brought it to the attention of the assistant governor's secretary's intern. Although she didn't listen I started a 5k run and walk to raise funding and awareness for our two step program that offers rehabilitation services to victims of hat tan lines. The two steps are stop being an idiot and take off the hat. It's so simple it should almost never happen which is why I'm going to try to persuade the District Attorney's cleaning lady's accountant to push for the maximum sentence. Don't worry, his head won't see the light of day for an even longer time because I've got some serious political clout.
Hat Tan Lines
The rest of this site could take a page from this old guys book and tan naturally instead cheating by using any of those stupid fake tanning products. That tan probably took longer to achieve than that girl has been alive, and that's how you should do it. Slow and steady wins the best looking tan race every time.
63 Years of tanning experience
I'm hoping for a blue ribbon in this years science fair for my genius project titled 'Tans Through Time'. I skipped over the classic potato clock and even the volcano to go with something more important, tanning. My data definitively proves the correlation between tanning and coolness. It always worked out that the tanner a subject became, the more popular they were. I will note here that I only studied up until high school, so don't extrapolate, and I'm only in 3rd grade, so my research probably won't hold up during peer review.
My 3rd Grade Science Project
1 Comment on this post
Destiny2012-12-29

You can but it attracts the UV rays and can be even worse to skin caencr. You should really really read up on skin caencr because tanning beds are really good at giving people that When your DNA is destroyed it tries to build new DNA but makes mistakes sometimes and it is very confusing but once you learn about it you will learn that it is SO easy to get caencr this way.You are at risk to get it every single time you are in the bed.I wouldn't go more than 2 times a week and not all year round. Take breaks.

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